wales

[pzgr40]

So, I'm sitting in a bar and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me.
I say ''cool accent , are you two ladies from Scotland ?''
One of the yells ''it's Wales, you idiot !''
So I said , ''OK, are you two whales from Scotland ?"

I do not remember much after that.....

 

[stecol]

Risky business !!

 

[sksvlad]

I have a similar joke about Walmart greeter, which I dare not tell here, but if I ever go to Holland, you'll be the first one to hear this joke!!!