This story is for real, and it cost me weeks to recover.
I went to Texas, and bought a small bottle of the hotest sauce they had: Double barrel shotgun. its all in the name.
Back at home at breakfast, i tried and put a few teaspoons on my sandwich, take a bite, and spent long time with my head on fire, burning like above with Ben's sauce.
Once recovered i want to eat the sandwich, but needed a way to remove most of the sauce. Then i spotted the teabag at my wifes plate for her tea, she was still upstairs, so i thought, what the hack, and used the teabag to wipe of the sandwich. Put the teabag on het plate and went on.
She came in, and the first thing she did was,..... putting the teabag in her tea.
Then I was in a catch 22 situation, I could tell her, she gets mad, and i had no fun, or...see what happens.
So she took her tea and, Yes the most unwanted words out of the mouth of youre wife came along, then the went in the bathroom, trying to drink all the water available, and still wishing not the best too me. took days before she gots here smell back, and she didn't look, speak and the other things to and with me for a while.
So yes, chili sauce can be fun:tinysmile_fatgrin_t