A man walks into a bar and orders a botlle of beer.
He asks the bartender to give him the bottlecap as well.
He puts the cap on the bar and poors some beer in it.
After having done so, he takes a matchbox from his pocket and from it, releases a large beetle.
The beetle crawls towards the cap and starts sipping beer.
The bartender, who's been watching this strange event unfold, is flabbergasted.
So he tells the man he has never seen a thing like it before and asks him what kind of beetle drinks beer.
The man answers: "Well, this is an African beetle".
Now very curious, the bartender asks the guy how he came by it.
The man starts telling about the fishing trips he used to make wih his brother in law and how, one day, they got lost in the jungle near the Zambezi rivier and how they spent several days without any food, trying to find their way back.
He proceeds to tell about how they ended up at a village, where they were fed and helped by the locals.
Totally astounded, the bartender asks: "what village did you make it to?"
The man starts replying, but stops mid sentence, unable to remember the name of the village...
The next moment he turns to the beetle and asks: "Hey Frank, ..Frank, ...what was the name of that village again ..., you know, ...the one where you were caught ballin' the witch-doctor's wife" ...??
He asks the bartender to give him the bottlecap as well.
He puts the cap on the bar and poors some beer in it.
After having done so, he takes a matchbox from his pocket and from it, releases a large beetle.
The beetle crawls towards the cap and starts sipping beer.
The bartender, who's been watching this strange event unfold, is flabbergasted.
So he tells the man he has never seen a thing like it before and asks him what kind of beetle drinks beer.
The man answers: "Well, this is an African beetle".
Now very curious, the bartender asks the guy how he came by it.
The man starts telling about the fishing trips he used to make wih his brother in law and how, one day, they got lost in the jungle near the Zambezi rivier and how they spent several days without any food, trying to find their way back.
He proceeds to tell about how they ended up at a village, where they were fed and helped by the locals.
Totally astounded, the bartender asks: "what village did you make it to?"
The man starts replying, but stops mid sentence, unable to remember the name of the village...
The next moment he turns to the beetle and asks: "Hey Frank, ..Frank, ...what was the name of that village again ..., you know, ...the one where you were caught ballin' the witch-doctor's wife" ...??
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