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A man walks into a bar

pzgr40/42

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A man walks into a bar and orders a botlle of beer.
He asks the bartender to give him the bottlecap as well.
He puts the cap on the bar and poors some beer in it.
After having done so, he takes a matchbox from his pocket and from it, releases a large beetle.
The beetle crawls towards the cap and starts sipping beer.
The bartender, who's been watching this strange event unfold, is flabbergasted.
So he tells the man he has never seen a thing like it before and asks him what kind of beetle drinks beer.
The man answers: "Well, this is an African beetle".
Now very curious, the bartender asks the guy how he came by it.
The man starts telling about the fishing trips he used to make wih his brother in law and how, one day, they got lost in the jungle near the Zambezi rivier and how they spent several days without any food, trying to find their way back.
He proceeds to tell about how they ended up at a village, where they were fed and helped by the locals.
Totally astounded, the bartender asks: "what village did you make it to?"
The man starts replying, but stops mid sentence, unable to remember the name of the village...
The next moment he turns to the beetle and asks: "Hey Frank, ..Frank, ...what was the name of that village again ..., you know, ...the one where you were caught ballin' the witch-doctor's wife" ...??
 
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A Duck walks into a Bar and sits down and asks the Bartender - Do you have any eggs ?
The bartender says No,the duck leaves ~
An hour later the Duck walks back in and asks the Bartender Do you have any eggs ?
The bartender says No we don't , the Duck leaves.
Half an hour later the Duck comes back in and again askes Do you have any eggs ?
The irate Bartender tells the Duck, If you ask me once more if I have any eggs I'm going to nail your beak to the Bar , now Get out ~
The Duck leaves.
45 minutes later the Duck comes back and sits down and asks Do you have any Nails ?
No says the bartender ~
Do you have any eggs says the Duck :eek:
 
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