Waffy and Jeensy in Ansterdam

[jeeeensy]

Waffy and Jeensy in Amsterdam

Waffy n Jeeensy are out on a trip to Amsterdam after a Ciney trip when Waffy spots the red light area :tinysmile_hmm_t:
keerching;;; lets go take a looksie askes Waff.
Well with no needing to promt jeeensy there were there in a flash,
looking and drooling .. and before you know it they counting their change,,,not a lot left after Ciney only enough
for one of them to enter the brothel..

so heads or tales......Waffy wins.....and goes into the the local knocking shop.
After an hour out he comes with a huge grin on his face :tinysmile_shy_t: ( well wouldn't you )

so off they go.. on the ferry and back to a rainy UK...

after a week Waffy notices green lumps on his manhood :tinysmile_angry_t: so he goes to se his doc.
"that's serious" says doc, "you know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?" "yes,"
Waffy replies very nervously. "well,"says doc,
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"you've got brothel sprouts!"


Happy Christmas Paul... see yuo in the new year... )

 

[waffenamt]

lmfao!! :tinysmile_fatgrin_t yeah,looks like the waff-gags are back!. as mod,i must tell you that only dear jeeensy gets away with 'em before you scamps start..

cheers

waffy

 

[whsammler]

With stories like these im not sure I want to come across next Oct......How do i tell my wife I got "pickle dick" at a military show!

 

[jeeeensy]

With stories like these im not sure I want to come across next Oct......How do i tell my wife I got "pickle dick" at a military show!

ooooh I say pet,, you'll be safe with us my love,,no need to worry ,,,,,,,,,,much!

 

[waffenamt]

ooooh I say pet,, you'll be safe with us my love,,no need to worry ,,,,,,,,,,much!

We off to Bastogne again old chap?

waffy

 

[jeeeensy]

It wil be the Ocotober show,, I can see it now Whsammler,, Waffy n Jeeensy do Bastogne,,,look out Bastogne tis the Three Amigo's ( damn that's a good film )

all the best nick,

We off to Bastogne again old chap?

waffy

 

[Hoeksel]

I do wonder - when the 2 of you ARE actually in A'dam - what would happen

 

[jeeeensy]

Hi Hoeskel, We'll let you know next October :tinysmile_eyebrow_t

Best Regards. Nick

I do wonder - when the 2 of you ARE actually in A'dam - what would happen

 

[Hoeksel]

OMG...it is really going to happen? Well, I am sure you guys will have fun!

 

[waffenamt]

OMG...it is really going to happen? Well, I am sure you guys will have fun!

yes but i need exact dates so i can book the time off work.

best

waffy

 

[pzgr40/42]

Waff,

As I live in Amsterdam, do not forget to drop me a line in advance, I think I might be able to help you and Jeeeensy find all the "good spots" a lot quicker than you'd be able to by yourselves. ............Not that I visit such places (regularly) myself...of course ......... :bigsmile:


greetz,

Menno.

 

[Hoeksel]

And if Eindhoven is on-route and you fancy watching a large bore WW2 shell case collection and need some coffee......let me know.

 

[peteblight]

And if you're passing through Den Haag, let me know.

Pete

 

[whsammler]

How much time am I going to have to take off work for this European adventure???

 

[peteblight]

At least a month for the trip....... and a couple more for recovery!!!!

 

[Chris]

And you are welcome to visit the Dutch EOD unit in Soesterberg including the exhibition hall with all the munitions

Chris

 

[pzgr40/42]

Hmmm,

Is it me, or are there two clearly distinct "tracks of thought" showing in this thread :wink:

 

[waffenamt]

Nice one lads for the replies!. Best to give Jeeensy directions as he is the mission pilot.

cheers

waffy

 

[pzgr40/42]

Waff,

Have him contact me!
It might be best iff you were to visit the EOD collection first and turn towards Amsterdam afterwards !!! (on a serious note, I recall it's compulsory to make an appointment for a visit to the collection).
Better make sure too, that there's plenty off time between Amsterdam and Bastogne (no comment on time possibly needed for visits to the doctor's)
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Greetz,

Menno.