jeeeensy
Well-Known Member
A painter by the name of Waffy, while not a brilliant scholar,
was a gifted portrait artist.
Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all
over Lancashire were coming to him in the town of Darwen, to get him
to paint their likenesses.
One day, a beautiful young Scottish woman arrived at his house in a
stretch limo and asked Waffy if he would paint her in the nude.
This being the first time anyone had made such a request, Waffy was a
bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no
object; in fact, she was willing to pay up to 10,000.
Not wanting to get into any marital strife, Waffy asked her to wait
while he went into the house to confer with his wife.
In a few minutes he returned. And said It 'would be me pleasure to paint you
portrait " The wife says it's okay.
"I'll paint you in the nude alright. But I will have to leave my
socks on so I have a place to wipe me brushes." :tinysmile_eyebrow_t
was a gifted portrait artist.
Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all
over Lancashire were coming to him in the town of Darwen, to get him
to paint their likenesses.
One day, a beautiful young Scottish woman arrived at his house in a
stretch limo and asked Waffy if he would paint her in the nude.
This being the first time anyone had made such a request, Waffy was a
bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no
object; in fact, she was willing to pay up to 10,000.
Not wanting to get into any marital strife, Waffy asked her to wait
while he went into the house to confer with his wife.
In a few minutes he returned. And said It 'would be me pleasure to paint you
portrait " The wife says it's okay.
"I'll paint you in the nude alright. But I will have to leave my
socks on so I have a place to wipe me brushes." :tinysmile_eyebrow_t