dano1917
RIP
There was this rather flat chested housewife who was vaccuming one day and for no particular reason she walks to a mirror on the bedroom door and says "mirror mirror on the door give me tits of 44". Boom, out they came, a huge pair of tits and she was in dis-belief. Well her husband arrives home from work and awe struck he asks his wife where she got the big tits. She explained what she had rhymed whilst looking into the mirror and the tits just showed up. Well he had always been self conscious because of his teeny pecker. He looks into the mirror and says "mirror mirror on the door give me a pecker that touches the floor". His legs fell off! Dano
